Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes

So I'm currently looking for the perfect blue wedding shoes. I'm also praying that my poor right foot returns to normal so that I can actually wear heels (Oh plantar fasciitis, you suck. But boy does it instantly become a bonding point with strangers.). Any who, I was strolling around the addicting ShopStyle.com and while sorting by price (um, low, please) I noticed there is a $2,000 plus option. "What shoes could be that much money?" I asked. And, just for you dear readers, I am presenting the 28 hundred dollar Christian Louboutins:



Wooeee, now those are shoes. While I am properly disgusted by the price tag, my gosh, I would love to try those on. And perhaps run away with them.

But wait! Those aren't even the most expensive shoes on the site. What if I told you there was a pair of shoes that topped $4,000? Picture in your head what these shoes may look like. Studded with diamonds? Belly-button high boots? Made of pure gold?

Ok, have something pictured?

...ehem...



Ok, here they are:



Wow, that's a disappointment. They must be made of real crocodile. But is that something we even really want? Someone must have lost an arm getting the skin for those shoes. Ew.

(I swear, swear, swear "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John just came on my iTunes!! It's just on shuffle...that is so awesome.)